Memorable Quotes
Phoebe: Come on, you don’t think we’ll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don’t want to live with you anymore.
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Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let’s not get technical now.
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Piper: I’m not pregnant. Trust me.
Prue: Well, that’s good news.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That’s great news. You can live.
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Darryl: Piper…
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.
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Prue: Great, so some guy couldn’t keep it in his sheath and now I’m marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
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Phoebe: Where the hell is Leo, it’s been five hours and he hasn’t responded to any of my calls.
Chris Perry: I really don’t know
Piper: Well I really think you do know
Chris Perry: Well maybe I do, and if I’m right, Leo’s gonna need some major alone time
Piper: You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now.
Chris Perry: Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige ’cause you’re gonna need her… soon
Piper: I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all.
Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt… you’re not breathing are you?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.
